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Why did the coroner bring a pencil to the autopsy? To draw their own conclusions! 📏
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I asked the coroner if they ever get stressed. They said, 'It's a grave situation, but I handle it one body at a time!' ⚰️
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Why did the coroner become a gardener? Because they heard it's a great way to dig up a living! 🌿
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I asked the coroner if they ever get tired of their job. They said, 'It's a dead-end career, but I'm hanging in there!' 🪢
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How does a coroner exercise their sense of humor? With a deadpan delivery! 😐
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I told the coroner they should try stand-up comedy. They said, 'I prefer lying down, it's more my style!' 😴
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I asked the coroner if they ever get bored at work. They said, 'Not at all, every day is a new body of evidence!' 🕰️
Coroner's Relationship Advice
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I asked a coroner for relationship advice. He said, If your partner's lying, don't trust your gut feeling, trust your autopsy skills!
Coroner's Retirement Plans
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Ever wonder what coroners do when they retire? They start a bakery and specialize in 'death by chocolate' desserts!
Coroner's Uber Ratings
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Imagine being a coroner driving for Uber – every time someone says, Keep the change, they mean the cause of death.
Coroners and Haunted Houses
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You think coroners get scared in haunted houses? Nah, they're just taking notes on the best murder scene setups!
Coroners' Movie Nights
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I heard coroners have the best movie nights. They call it Autopsy Cinema, where they watch films and guess the ending before the characters do.
The Coroner's Diet
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You know you're committed to your job when even your breakfast cereal comes with a 'post-mortem' report. Honey Bunches of Closed Cases!
Coroner's Fashion Sense
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I've seen some fashion trends, but have you seen the coroner's line of clothing? It's called 'Forensic Chic.' Black gloves are the new black!
Coroner's Gym Routine
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You think your gym trainer is tough? Try the coroner's workout – lifting bodies, dodging evidence, and perfecting the 'chalk-outline squat'!
Coroners' Sleep Habits
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Coroners must have the best sleep – they're so used to dead silence, even snoring seems like applause.
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