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You know you're an adult when you've watched enough crime shows to know more about the job of a coroner than you do about filing your taxes.
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You ever think about the water cooler talk at a coroner's office? "Hey, did you see the new episode of that crime show last night? They totally got the autopsy procedure wrong!
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I wonder if coroners ever play practical jokes on each other at work. Like, "Hey, Dave, I hid a fake body under your desk!" Then watch as Dave casually sips his coffee and says, "Again, Johnson? Third time this week.
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Imagine being a coroner at a dinner party. "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I cut open dead bodies for a living." Suddenly, everyone's more interested in the appetizers.
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Ever wonder if coroners have ever started a conversation with, "You won't believe the day I've had," only to realize halfway through that it's probably not the best icebreaker?
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I bet coroners have the best poker faces. Imagine playing poker with them. "Is he bluffing?" Well, this is the same person who identifies the cause of death while eating a sandwich.
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You know you've watched too much TV when you see a coroner van on the street, and your first thought is, "Ah, someone's not making it to next season.
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I imagine coroners are great at giving constructive criticism. "Look, I've seen better lacerations on a Thanksgiving turkey.
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You've got to appreciate the dedication of a coroner. While most of us can't even stomach a horror movie, they're out there dissecting the real deal and thinking, "This reminds me of that one episode of 'CSI'.
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