5 Jokes About Coronavirus

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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I told my wife I wanted to watch a documentary about the coronavirus. She handed me a mirror.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already during this quarantine!

My exercise routine during quarantine consists of running out of patience and jumping to conclusions.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe, thanks to coronavirus shortages.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere – just like my Zoom parties during quarantine!

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