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Why did the computer apply for a job? It wanted to work in copy and paste management!
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Why did the computer bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to copy and paste the fun!
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Why do programmers prefer copy and paste over coffee? Because it's a better way to perk up the code!
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Why did the keyboard get an award? It knew how to Ctrl all the laughs with a perfect copy and paste!
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many issues with copy and paste relationships!
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Why did the programmer always carry a clipboard? For when they needed to Ctrl+C the conversation!
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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open during a copy and paste blizzard!
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I want to thank Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V for always having my back. I mean, who needs originality when you have the dynamic duo of copy and paste? Shakespeare would be proud. Or he might just sue us for copyright infringement.
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Emojis have become the hieroglyphics of the 21st century. We're going to leave a confusing legacy for future archaeologists. Picture this: a thousand years from now, someone finds our texts, and they're like, Why were they always crying while eating tacos?
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I'm convinced typos are part of a global conspiracy to keep us humble. You ever send a resume with a typo? Suddenly, you're not applying for a job; you're auditioning for a role in a comedy about job hunting.
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Social media is the only place where you can have a heated argument with yourself. You post something, argue with your own comments, and by the end of it, you're so confused you're like, Was I agreeing or disagreeing? Let me check my own stance real quick.
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Passwords are like secret agents. You create them with high expectations, but the moment you need them, they've vanished into thin air. It's like, Mission Impossible: Remember Your Password. And Tom Cruise won't be there to help.
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They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I'm starting to think it's just the path of least resistance. Why come up with an original thought when you can just borrow someone else's and hope they don't notice?
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In a world of chaos, thank goodness for cut, copy, and paste. They're the unsung heroes of productivity. They should have their own holiday. I can already see the greeting cards: Wishing you a cut above the rest this Copy-Paste Day!
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Auto-correct is like that overly enthusiastic friend who thinks they know better. I once texted my friend, I'll be there in a sec, and auto-correct turned it into, I'll be there in a sock. I didn't even question it; I just showed up with a sock. Now that's commitment.
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Spellcheck thinks it's the grammar police, but sometimes it's more like the grammar mafia. It's like, Nice sentence you got there. Be a shame if someone were to add unnecessary commas and ruin everything.
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