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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 25 2025

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Office Pranks

When harmless pranks go too far at the office
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, I can tell you revenge is also a dish best served anonymously with glitter in the air vents. Good luck getting rid of that sparkle, Dave!

Family Road Trips

Surviving endless hours in a confined space with the family
My kids asked me, "Are we there yet?" so many times that I started telling them we've arrived every time we stopped at a gas station. Now they think Disneyland has a lot of restrooms.

Gym Etiquette

Navigating the unwritten rules of the gym
The gym trainer told me to follow my dreams. So now, I spend an hour each day napping on the yoga mats. I call it "Dream Cardio." My abs are still in the planning phase.

Online Shopping Addiction

When the thrill of the delivery box outweighs the guilt of overspending
My wife told me to embrace minimalism. So now, I'm just buying things in bulk. It's not hoarding; it's being prepared for the apocalypse. Anyone need 500 rolls of toilet paper?

Smart Home Struggles

When your smart home devices start questioning your intelligence
My smart speaker is convinced I need motivation. It keeps playing "Eye of the Tiger" whenever I'm in the kitchen. I just wanted a snack, not a training montage. Now I feel guilty about eating cookies. Thanks, Alexa.

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