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Why did the conversation between the two books never take off? Because it always started with a cliffhanger!
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Why did the pen start a conversation with the pencil? It wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the candle start a conversation with the match? It wanted to ignite some sparks!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the conversation? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the grammar book start a conversation with the dictionary? It wanted to define the relationship!
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the conversation? It ran out of juice!
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What did the shy cloud say to start a conversation with the sun? 'You really brighten up the sky!
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Why did the light bulb start a conversation with the power outlet? It wanted to enlighten the room!
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Why did the bicycle start a conversation with the motorcycle? It wanted to break the ice on the road!
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Why did the smartphone enroll in a conversational skills class? It wanted to improve its 'app-titude'!
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Convo Starters: They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried chocolate? I'm pretty sure that solves everything. If only doctors prescribed a daily dose of laughter and chocolate, the world would be a much happier place!
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Convo Starters: I love when someone asks, 'What's new?' and I'm like, 'Well, I successfully avoided adulting today, so that's a win.' But seriously, who has time for new things? I can barely keep up with the shows on my Netflix watchlist!
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Convo Starters: Why is it that 'How are you?' has become such a standard greeting? I mean, do you really want to know about my weird neighbor's dog or my ongoing battle with the snooze button? Let's just change it to 'How's your Wi-Fi signal today?' – now that's a conversation starter!
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Convo Starters: I've realized that the key to a successful relationship is finding someone who agrees on pizza toppings. Forget compatibility tests – just order a pizza together. If you both say 'pineapple,' congratulations, you've found your soulmate!
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Convo Starters: The most dangerous place on Earth is the grocery store checkout line. Suddenly, every tabloid thinks I need to know about alien invasions and celebrity love triangles. I just came for milk and eggs, not a crash course in conspiracy theories!
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Convo Starters: You know you're an adult when 'What's for dinner?' becomes the most exciting and challenging question of the day. Forget world peace – I just want to figure out if it's going to be pizza or tacos tonight!
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Convo Starters: I wish I could put 'Professional Procrastinator' on my resume. I mean, I've perfected the art of delaying tasks. If there was an award for procrastination, I'd probably pick it up next year – you know, when I get around to it.
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Convo Starters: The awkward silence during a conversation is like a game of emotional chicken. Who will crack first and say something weird just to fill the void? It's a battle of wills, and let's be honest, we've all been on the losing side at some point.
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Convo Starters: The only time people willingly engage in small talk is when they're stuck in an elevator together. It's like, 'Well, we might as well discuss the weather while we wait for rescue. Maybe that's the secret strategy for socializing – just trap people in confined spaces!
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