7 Jokes About Confidence

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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My confidence level is like a bank account. I have no idea what the balance is, but I pretend it's high when someone asks.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes with confidence. Now she signs her name wrong with pride.
I asked my mirror for a confidence boost. Now it just keeps reflecting on its positive attributes.
Confidence is silent. Insecurities are loud. My neighbor's dog must be the most confident creature on the planet.
Confidence is like a fine wine. I don't have it, but I pretend my boxed juice is just as sophisticated.
I'm so confident in my ability to procrastinate that I haven't even started doubting myself yet.
Confidence is telling people how great you are. Humility is them finding out for themselves. Awkwardness is when they don't find out.

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