6 Jokes For Confess

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Updated on: Feb 28 2025

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. I had to confess, I meant when I'm dead!
I told my friend I can't make any puns about vegetables. He said, 'Lettuce see about that.' I had to confess, that was a good one!
I told my friend I can't tell a joke about construction. He said, 'Well, that's a concrete problem.' I had to confess, that joke built up to something!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I had to confess, that gave me the chills!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. I had to confess, it's a more hands-on approach!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now, when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent. I must confess, it's a breath of fresh air!

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