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Trying to confess your sins to Siri is a disaster. "I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Did you say you stole a cookie or a kumquat?
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Confessing your love in the digital age is like sending a risky text. You hit send and then spend the next hour staring at your phone, questioning every emoji choice. It's like emotional Russian roulette!
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Ever notice how confessing you forgot someone's name is like a social game of charades? "It's on the tip of my tongue, rhymes with... uh, Steve? Nope, that's not it.
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Confessing that you don't understand the latest tech trends makes you feel like you're from a different century. "Back in my day, we had flip phones, and emojis were just punctuation mistakes!
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You ever notice how confessing to eating the last slice of pizza feels like you're revealing a deep, dark secret? "Forgive me, Father, for I have pepperoni'd!
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Confessing you have a "favorite" child among your pets is like admitting you have a favorite sock. You can't help it if one is more comfortable and less likely to run away!
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Confession booths should have a Yelp rating system. "Father John gives great advice, five stars for forgiveness, but deducted one for lack of snack options.
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Confessing to accidentally liking someone's old social media post is the digital equivalent of accidentally waving at a stranger. "No, I wasn't stalking your profile, I promise!
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Confessing to losing your phone in your own house is the modern-day equivalent of misplacing your glasses while wearing them. "I swear it was just here, Officer! Oh, there it is, next to the cereal.
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