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Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil? It wanted to draw some sketches!
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Why did the smartphone break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the potty talk!
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Why did the commode apply for a job? It wanted a seat at the executive flush-ion.
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Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had too many emotional tears!
Commodes and Conspiracy Theories
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I swear my commode is part of a secret society. It only clogs when I have important guests over. I imagine it's sitting there, plotting against me, thinking, Let's make tonight unforgettable – in more ways than one!
Commodes: The Ultimate Relationship Test
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They say you don't truly know someone until you've traveled with them. I say you don't truly know someone until you've shared a bathroom with them. The commode is the ultimate relationship barometer. If you can survive each other's bathroom habits, you can survive anything.
Commodes: The Zen Masters
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You ever notice how quiet and serene it is in the bathroom? It's like my commode is saying, Take a moment, reflect on your life choices, and let it all go – literally. It's the only place where I can find inner peace and question my life decisions simultaneously.
Commodes: The Original Smart Devices
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Who needs a smart home when you have a smart commode? It knows exactly when to flush, how much water to use, and it even has a built-in motivational speaker – the sound of running water, reminding you that you're flushing away your problems.
Commodes: The Silent Critics
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You ever feel like your commode is judging you? Every time I flush, I hear it say, Really? This is the best you can do? I'm just waiting for it to start giving Yelp reviews – Two stars for effort, but the execution needs work.
Commodes and the Art of Multitasking
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I've reached a new level of productivity. I can now check emails, catch up on the news, and plan my day – all from the comfort of my commode. It's the only place where I can truly embrace the philosophy of 'working on the go.
Commodes: The Real Time Machines
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Have you ever sat on a commode, and suddenly, time just slips away? It's like I'm in a time warp, and my bathroom is the portal to another dimension. My morning routine turns into a sci-fi adventure – boldly going where no one has gone before... at least not in my house.
Commodes: The Bathroom Orchestra
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My bathroom has become a symphony of sounds. The commode provides the bass, the faucet contributes the percussion, and the shower? Well, that's the lead singer hitting those high notes. I'm just the conductor, orchestrating this bathroom masterpiece.
The Commode Chronicles
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You ever notice how the commode in my bathroom has a better social life than I do? It's always got people lining up to meet it. I'm starting to think about charging an admission fee – 'Welcome to the VIP Lounge, where the toilet is the star of the show!
Commodes and Conspiracy Theories, Part 2
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I think my commode is a secret agent. It only decides to leak or act up when I have confidential conversations in the bathroom. I'm convinced the CIA is using my toilet as a listening device – because who would suspect the commode?
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