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Commodes are like time machines, especially when you take your phone in with you. You think you've been in there for five minutes, but when you come out, your family acts like you've been missing for hours. "Did you survive in there? Should we call a search party?
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Commodes are the unsung architects of multitasking. Ever tried to text, read a magazine, and contemplate the meaning of life all at once? It's like a productivity Olympics, and the commode is your training ground.
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Commodes are like therapists that never judge you. You can pour your heart out to them, and they won't spill the beans. They just listen, and maybe flush away your problems like, "Well, that's one way to deal with it.
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Commodes are the only place where you become an amateur detective, trying to solve the mystery of where that missing sock went. You go in with a sock pair, and somehow, it's a solo act when you come out. It's the Houdini of laundry, right there in your bathroom.
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Commodes have this amazing ability to transform from a basic piece of furniture into a throne when you're in the middle of a really good book. Suddenly, you're not just sitting; you're ruling over the porcelain kingdom of literature.
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Commodes have this magical ability to reveal your hidden talents, like holding a conversation while pretending everything is normal. "Oh, no, I'm not in the bathroom. I'm just hanging out in this small, quiet room with great acoustics.
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Commodes are like the ultimate hide-and-seek champions. You can spend a good chunk of your day searching for your phone, only to realize it was safely resting on the magazine rack next to the porcelain throne. They're sneaky like that.
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Why is it that commodes are always placed in the smallest room in the house? It's like they have a secret mission to make you question your life choices every time you enter. "Is this really where I want to spend my private moments?
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Commodes are the ultimate proof that size doesn't matter. No matter how small your bathroom is, they always find a way to fit right in. It's like they have a degree in interior design, specializing in cozy spaces.
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