7 Jokes For Comedian Lines

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Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told a joke to my refrigerator, but it didn't laugh. It's a bit cold-hearted, I suppose.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

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