bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
Tech Support for Smart Home Devices
Dealing with users who can't figure out how to turn on a light with their smartphone
0
0
My job is to guide people through the labyrinth of smart home devices. I feel like a techno-Sherpa, leading them to the summit of connectivity. And trust me, the summit has great Wi-Fi.
Grocery Store Cart Collector
Managing the chaos of abandoned carts and disgruntled shoppers
0
0
I had a lady scream at me because I accidentally took her cart while collecting them. She said, "That's my cart; it has sentimental value!" Sentimental value? Did she meet her husband in the frozen food aisle?
Office Coffee Machine Repair Person
Dealing with grumpy coworkers upset over malfunctioning coffee machines
0
0
People get so worked up when the coffee machine is down. I had a guy come up to me and say, "If this coffee maker was a car, I'd have traded it in years ago!" Buddy, it's a coffee maker, not a Tesla.
Professional Mime
Communicating in a world full of noise and expectations
0
0
The other day, a guy walked up to me and said, "Can you speak?" I nodded. He looked disappointed and said, "Well, that ruins the whole mime thing." Dude, it's called improv!
Professional Dog Walker
Navigating the chaotic world of canine personalities and unexpected surprises
0
0
I had a client ask if I could teach her dog to fetch the newspaper. I thought, "Lady, your dog can't even resist chasing its own shadow. We're not ready for advanced journalism.
Post a Comment