5 Jokes For Colored People

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 21 2024

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The Chameleon

Blending in, standing out, and the eternal struggle to find the right balance.
Finding the right balance between blending in and standing out is like choosing the right Instagram filter. Sometimes I just want to be 'Normal with a touch of Valencia.

The Reformed Crayon Eater

Navigating adulthood after a colorful childhood habit.
I quit eating crayons because I wanted to be more sophisticated. Now, instead of tasting the rainbow, I'm just trying to pair it with the right wine.

The Stand-Up Comedian

Navigating through sensitive topics like colors without offending anyone.
People ask me, "What's your favorite color?" I say, "Transparent." Keeps things clear, you know? No misunderstandings, just like my dating life.

The Paint Store Clerk

Dealing with customers who are really into choosing paint colors.
One customer insisted he needed a color that would make his room feel larger. I handed him a can labeled 'Miracle-Grow.' He wasn't amused when his room didn't grow but his expenses did.

The Interior Designer

Working with clients who have very specific ideas about color schemes.
Had a client insist on a color that promotes relaxation. I said, "How about 'Napping Nude'? It's a subtle beige that says, 'I'm too relaxed to pick clothes off the floor.'

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