18 Jokes For Colored People

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Updated on: Nov 21 2024

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What do you call a chameleon who can't change colors? A reptile dysfunction!
I tried to organize a rainbow party, but it got a bit messy. Too many colorful characters showed up!
What's a color's favorite game? Hide and chic!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm an artist because I need colors!
I tried to paint with all the colors of the rainbow, but it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination!
What do you call a colorful snowman? A rainbow snow-cone!
Why did the color spectrum start a band? Because it wanted to create some harmonious shades!
I told my friend I can make a belt out of watches of different colors. He said it's a waist of time!

Color-Coded Confusion

I was talking to someone the other day who used the term 'colored people,' and I was like, Wait, am I living life in black and white, and no one told me? Is this a surprise party, or did I miss the memo?

Crayon Chronicles

Why do we still use the term 'colored people'? It sounds like we're part of some exclusive crayon box. Oh, you're a member of the 'colored people' club? Cool, I'm in the 64-pack with the built-in sharpener!

Crayola Chronicles

I was at a party, and someone said, Oh, we have a few colored people here tonight. I almost asked if they were organizing a Crayola convention. I'm just glad they didn't try to match us with color swatches!

Shades of Awesome

Why do we even need to specify 'colored people'? Last time I checked, everyone has a bit of color. I'm just waiting for someone to say, Oh, you're one of those black-and-white folks, right? Living life like it's a classic movie?

Hue-manity

I heard someone use the term 'colored people' recently, and I thought, Wow, we're still doing that? I prefer 'hue-manity.' It's like humanity but with a splash of color, a pinch of diversity, and a whole lot of fabulousness.

Palette Problems

The term 'colored people' always makes me feel like I should come with a set of crayons. Like, Oh, you're meeting John? Don't forget to bring your 64-pack; he's in the 'colored people' category.

Technicolor Dreams

So, 'colored people,' huh? I think it's time we upgrade the terminology. How about 'HD Humans'? We're living in a 4K world; let's make sure our labels are just as crystal clear.

Paint by Numbers

Calling people 'colored' is so last season. We're not a fashion palette; we're a vibrant canvas of humanity. Next time someone says 'colored people,' I'll respond with, Actually, I prefer 'human rainbows.'

The Rainbow of Life

You ever notice how they say colored people? I mean, isn't everyone technically colored? I'm more of a beige myself, but I'm just waiting for the day I can proudly declare, I identify as taupe!

Spectrum Squad

Let's retire 'colored people' and upgrade to 'spectrum squad.' I want to be part of the group that sounds like we have our own superhero team. Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Spectrum Squad!

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