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The Brave Barber
Giving a lion a haircut with cojones
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The lion complained about the haircut, but I said, "Listen, buddy, you try holding scissors with cojones and see how precise your grooming skills become.
The Confident Tourist
Exploring a haunted house with cojones
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I walked into the haunted house, and a ghost whispered, "You've got guts." I replied, "Yeah, but I also heard you guys have got transparent cojones, so we're kind of in the same spooky boat.
The Nervous Tightrope Walker
Crossing a tightrope with cojones
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The tightrope instructor said, "You need steady feet for this." I said, "I've got steady feet, buddy, but these cojones might swing the balance.
The Ambitious Alien
Conquering Earth with cojones
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The alien invasion failed, and the leader was upset. I told him, "Maybe next time, leave the cojones at home and bring some interstellar diplomacy. Earth is more into peace talks than alien cojones.
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