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Why did the chicken join a band? It had the best drumsticks and a whole lot of cojones!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged – someone took its cojones!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – even stories about having cojones!
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I bought a thesaurus because I wanted a more dynamic vocabulary. Now I have a cojonesaurus!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts or the cojones!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of pretending it had cojones!
Cojones in a Parallel Universe
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Imagine a parallel universe where cojones were the measure of intelligence. Yeah, I'd be the Einstein of that world. Oh, you got a Ph.D.? Well, I've got a pair of cojones and a keen sense of direction. Who's the genius now?
Cojones Confessions
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You ever have those moments in life when you need to summon your inner cojones? Like when you're about to hit the snooze button for the fifth time and realize you're already 30 minutes late for work. Yeah, that's when you gotta channel your inner cojones and face the boss like, I meant to do that. It's called fashionably late.
Cojones at the Drive-Thru
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I was at the drive-thru the other day, and the cashier asked if I wanted to try their new spicy cojones nuggets. I was like, Excuse me? Did you just say spicy cojones? Turns out, it was just a pronunciation mishap, but I ordered them anyway. Figured if they had the cojones to put it on the menu, I had the cojones to try it.
Cojones in a Haunted House
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Went to a haunted house recently. The ghosts tried to scare me, but I just stood there, arms crossed, and said, You call that spooky? I've got the cojones to deal with scarier things—like my ex's cooking.
Dating with Cojones
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So, dating can be tough, right? My friend told me I needed more cojones to ask someone out. I took it literally and showed up to a date wearing giant inflatable cojones. Needless to say, my dating life is deflating faster than those cojones did that night.
Cojones and DIY Projects
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So, I decided to tackle a home improvement project. My friend said it takes cojones to do it yourself. Turns out, he was right. My living room now looks like a Pinterest fail, but hey, at least I can say I had the cojones to try.
Cojones in the Workplace
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My boss told me I needed more cojones to ask for a raise. So, I walked into his office, put a pair of cojones stress balls on his desk, and said, Now that I've got my cojones in order, how about that raise? Let's just say, I'm still waiting for that raise.
The Cojones Chronicles
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You know, my ghost writer gave me a note that just said cojones. I was like, really? That's the entire creative input? But hey, if I'm going to talk about cojones, I might as well do it with the bravado of a superhero. Picture this: Cojones Man, fighting crime with the power of, you guessed it, sheer nerve and audacity. Villains beware, because this superhero has the balls to save the day!
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