4 Jokes For Clover

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Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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I brought my clover to work, thinking it would boost my luck in the office. My boss walks by and says, "What's that?" I tell him it's my lucky clover. He looks at me and says, "We need results, not plants." I'm thinking, "Well, excuse me for trying to create
I thought maybe the clover could help with my love life. I took it on a date – yes, I took a plant on a date. The waiter comes over and asks if we're ready to order. I point to the clover and say, "He'll have the salad." The date
You ever notice how people talk about luck, and they're always like, "I found a four-leaf clover, and now everything's going my way!" Well, I found a clover the other day, but it had like seven leaves. I didn't know whether to make a wish or start a salad! I'm
So, I tried planting my clover to see if it would bring me more luck. I watered it, talked to it, even played some soothing music. But instead of good luck, it attracted a bunch of rabbits. I'm thinking, "I didn't want a wildlife sanctuary; I wanted a lucky charm!"

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