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The Green with Envy Neighbor
When your neighbor's lawn is a clover paradise, and yours is a grass desert.
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I'm starting to get competitive. I planted a clover seed, watered it with green tea, and played Irish folk music. It's been a week, and all I got was a noise complaint from the neighbors.
The Unlucky Clover
Being a three-leaf clover in a four-leaf clover world is tough.
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My friend, the four-leaf clover, says, "You're just jealous." I said, "Yeah, I'm jealous of having an extra leaf. You try fitting into skinny jeans with an extra leaf!
The Four-Leaf Clover Expert
Everyone thinks finding a four-leaf clover is easy, but I'm the self-proclaimed expert, and it's a tough job!
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I've been at this for years. My friend said, "You're obsessed with clovers." I said, "Well, at least I'm not obsessed with collecting lint from the dryer. At least clovers bring me luck... sometimes.
The Leprechaun's Complaint
Leprechauns are tired of being associated only with clovers.
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I've been thinking of a career change. Maybe I'll become a gardener or something. At least then, people might appreciate me for more than just my association with clovers.
The Superstitious Skeptic
Skepticism meets superstition in the quest for good luck.
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I decided to conduct an experiment. I found a four-leaf clover and carried it around for a week. Results? My laundry machine broke, my TV remote vanished, and my plants decided they were better off dead. Lucky charm, they said.
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