16 Jokes About Close Friends

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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Why did the close friends go to the bakery? To get some 'loafing' done together!
Why did the close friends start a detective agency? Because they knew they could 'crack' any case together!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—just like close friends!
I told my close friend ten jokes to make her laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
What do you call friends who love to run together? 'Pace Makers'!
What do you call a group of friends who love math? Algebros!

Close Friends and Confusing Invitations

You ever get those invitations from your close friends that are so vague? Like, Hey, come over for a 'casual hangout.' Bring a swimsuit, a tuxedo, and a potluck dish. We're just gonna play board games. I'm like, Is this a friendship or a Survivor episode?

Close Friends' Secrets

Close friends are great until they start sharing their deepest secrets. You think you know someone, and then they drop a bomb like, I once tried to audition for a reality show as a dancing carrot. Now, every time we eat salad, I can't look at them the same way.

Close Friends and Wardrobe Malfunctions

Close friends are the only people who will tell you, You look amazing! while secretly thinking, Is that a fashion statement or did you get dressed in the dark? It's like having a personal hype squad with a dash of confusion.

Close Friends and Social Media Oversharing

Close friends overshare on social media like it's a competition. Here's a picture of my breakfast, my cat's new haircut, and a detailed account of my dental hygiene routine. I'm just here for the memes, guys.

Close Friends and Group Photos

Trying to take a group photo with close friends is like herding cats. Everyone's got their preferred angle, lighting, and the classic, Wait, I blinked! We spend more time on photos than we do on actual group activities.

Close Friends' GPS Skills

You ever let your close friend navigate while you're driving? They're like, Turn left... no, right! Wait, I meant a U-turn. I'm thinking, Are we going on a road trip or an epic quest to find the lost city of Atlantis?

Close Friends and Food Sharing

Close friends and food are a tricky combo. They'll be like, Just take a bite of my sandwich, it won't kill you. Fast forward to a dramatic reenactment of the Battle of Thermopylae over the last slice of pizza. Friendship tested, pizza victorious.

Close Friends and Impromptu Therapy Sessions

Close friends are like unpaid therapists. You know you're close when your casual chat about the weather turns into a deep analysis of your childhood traumas. Yeah, it's sunny today, just like the time I realized I had an irrational fear of garden gnomes.

Close Friends and Gift-Giving Drama

Gift-giving among close friends is a delicate dance. You drop subtle hints for months, and then they surprise you with a llama-shaped toaster. You're grateful, but now your morning toast has an identity crisis.

Close Friends and Time Travel

Close friends are the only people who can transport you back in time with a single phrase. Remember that one night? And suddenly, you're reliving questionable fashion choices, bad dance moves, and the kind of laughter that can only be explained by inside jokes. Time travel, brought to you by close friends.

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