5 Jokes About Close Friends

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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When Your Close Friend Tries to Set You Up on a Blind Date

The awkwardness of blind dates set up by friends
My friend said, "You'll thank me later for this blind date." I'm still waiting for that moment while wondering if I can invoice him for the therapy sessions I needed afterward.

When Your Close Friend Plans a Surprise Party for You

The chaos and unpredictability of surprise parties
The best part of a surprise party is pretending not to know what's happening. It's like being a detective in a really low-stakes mystery where the only crime is pretending to be shocked when people yell, "Surprise!

When Your Close Friend Borrows Money

The awkwardness of lending money to a close friend
My buddy asked for a loan, and I said, "Sure, but I have a 'no-interest' policy." He thought I meant the loan, but I meant our friendship after he forgot to pay me back.

When Your Close Friend Becomes Your Roommate

The challenges of living with a close friend
You know you're close friends when you can argue about who left the bathroom messier, and it doesn't affect your friendship. It's like a cleanliness competition where the winner gets the dubious honor of scrubbing the toilet.

When Your Close Friend Gives Relationship Advice

The questionable wisdom of relationship advice from friends
My friend said, "The key to a happy relationship is communication." I tried it, and now my partner and I communicate so well that we both know we're terrible at following advice.

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