7+ Best One Liners Jokes For clocks go back

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I bought a new clock. The salesman asked if I wanted hands. I said, 'No, I want to know the time, not get a high five.

I tried to organize a time travel club, but they said it was too last minute.

I used to be a time traveler, but then I realized it was just daylight saving time.

I tried to make a belt out of clocks, but it was a waist of time.

I have a clock addiction. It's a real second-hand embarrassment.

Daylight saving time is like a bank loan. You steal an hour in spring, but they charge you back with interest in fall!

I asked my clock for a loan. It said, 'Sorry, but time is money.

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