9 Jokes For Clench

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Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? Because he knew how to keep his composure and never clench, even in a corny situation!
Why did the stressed-out person learn to meditate? To master the art of unclenching!
Why did the belt go to therapy? It couldn't handle the constant clenching!
My friend is convinced they have the world record for finger strength. I told them it's not a competition, but they keep clenching onto that idea!
Why did the anxiety-ridden chef become a pastry chef? Because kneading dough is the best way to learn how to unclench!
Why did the belt break up with the pants? Too much clenching and not enough room for expansion!
Why don't secret agents have trouble with clenched fists? Because they always have a 'licence to unclench'!
What did one hand say to the other during a stressful situation? 'Don't worry, we'll get through this together. Just remember to unclench!
Why did the nervous person become a tailor? To learn how to handle the pressure and stop clenching every time a client said 'tighten it up'!

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