7 Jokes For Clench

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Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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I asked the stressed-out computer why it was clenching its circuits. It replied, 'I'm just trying to process all this byte-sized stress!
I accidentally joined a yoga class for overachievers. The instructor kept saying, 'Clench your inner peace.' I think I took it a bit too literally!
I started a fitness class for fingers. It's called 'Clenchercise' – because strong fingers have a firm grip on success!
I asked my friend if they could hold my drink. They said sure, but their grip was a bit tight. I guess they took 'clench' too seriously!
I have a friend who's into fitness for their fingers. They're so good at it, they can clench their way through an entire jar of pickles!
My computer has a clenching problem. It always gets stuck on 'Control-Alt-Delete'!
I asked my friend how they handle stress. They said, 'I just take a deep breath and pretend I'm a stress ball – I let go and unclench!

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