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My clamp wanted a raise, but I told it to stick to its current salary because it's already holding everything together!
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Why did the clamp go to therapy? It needed help releasing its emotional baggage!
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Why did the clamp break up with the vice? It needed space to 'expand' its horizons!
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I told my clamp a secret, and now it's holding onto it like it's the meaning of life. Talk about a tight-lipped friend!
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I asked my clamp to tell me a joke. It said, 'I've got you firmly in my grasp, that's the joke!
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I tried to make a joke about clamps, but it was too tight. You wouldn't get it unless you loosen up a bit!
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