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You ever try to open a bag of chips without a clamp? It's like attempting brain surgery with a butter knife. I need precision, people! Bring in the clamps!
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I saw a DIY enthusiast the other day with a tattoo that said, "Born to Clamp." I mean, that's commitment! I can barely commit to a Netflix series, and this person is declaring their love for clamps for life.
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I was trying to fix a wobbly table the other day, and I thought, "What if clamps had a Tinder profile?" They'd be like, "I'm into holding things tight and making sure everything stays level.
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Clamps are the overachievers of the tool world. I mean, they're holding stuff together, keeping it from falling apart – they're basically the therapists of the DIY world.
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I recently tried to fix my relationship using a clamp. Spoiler alert: it didn't work. Apparently, clamps are not equipped to handle emotional baggage. Who knew?
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a new clamp. It's like, "Oh yeah, look at the grip on this one! This is going to change my life.
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You ever notice how clamps are like the unsung heroes of the toolbox? It's like, "Hey, screwdriver, get outta the way, let the clamp handle this tight situation!
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Clamps are like the superheroes of the workshop. They don't wear capes, but they sure know how to save the day when things are falling apart. Move over, Superman – we've got Clampman in the house!
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I bought a new phone holder that claimed to be "clamp-style." Turns out, it wasn't about grip; it was just really judgmental about my choice in podcasts. Who knew clamps had opinions?
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