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The Conspiracy Theorist Civic Meeting Attendee
Convinced every decision is part of a grand conspiracy
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I overheard a council member whispering, 'Let's pave the roads.' Pave the roads? Or is it code for 'Release the alien technology hidden beneath Main Street'? I’m onto you, City Hall!
The Overly Involved Civic Meeting Parent
Takes every school-related issue to the extreme
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I once brought a PowerPoint presentation to discuss the urgent matter of too much homework. The teachers were impressed until I accidentally revealed my vacation photos. Turns out, they weren’t interested in my trip to Cabo.
The Overenthusiastic Civic Meeting Attendee
Can't contain excitement during a civic meeting
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Last civic meeting, I brought pom-poms. The mayor thought I was cheering for him, but really, I was just excited about the possibility of getting a new dog park. I like dogs more than politicians, what can I say?
The Apathetic Civic Meeting Attendee
Just here for the free coffee
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I'm so apathetic at civic meetings that I bring a pillow. Not for comfort, just in case I decide to take a quick nap between discussions about zoning codes. It's like the world's most boring sleepover.
The Time Traveler Civic Meeting Attendee
From the future, attends meetings to ensure historical accuracy
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I keep trying to drop hints about the importance of recycling. They look at me like I’m crazy, but little do they know, in 100 years, recycling is a major sport. I’m just here to scout talent for the future green team.
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