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Every church has that one guy who brings his own tambourine. Dude, we're trying to praise the Lord, not start a one-man band. Save it for the gospel concert.
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Church bathrooms have the most profound graffiti. It's like people are seeking spiritual enlightenment while answering the call of nature. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's toilet paper.
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Churches and their bulletin boards – it's like the original social media for finding a babysitter or selling a used minivan. Forget Facebook, just go to church on Sunday.
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You know you're in a small town when the church parking lot has more pickup trucks than the local rodeo. It's like Sunday service doubles as a truck show. "And on the seventh day, God said, 'Let there be lifted trucks.'
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Churches always have those donation baskets going around. It's like they're passing the collection plate, but I'm just hoping they don't ask for direct deposit information.
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You ever notice how churches have the most uncomfortable pews? It's like they're preparing us for divine judgment, but instead, we're just trying not to squirm through the sermon.
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You ever try to sneak into a church service late? It's like trying to enter a ninja academy without anyone noticing. The creaky doors give you away every time.
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Why do churches have the longest announcements? I swear, by the time they finish, I've planned out my entire week, and it includes skipping the next service.
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Have you ever been to a church potluck? It's the only place where you can simultaneously question your faith and your digestive system. "Lord, if I survive this casserole, I promise to be a better person.
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