5 Jokes About Churches

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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The Competitive Church Bake Sale Organizer

Turning a friendly bake sale into a spiritual bake-off
Our church bake sale has a secret ingredient – guilt. You can't say no to Sister Mary's cookies without feeling like you're rejecting salvation itself.

The Sleepy Churchgoer

Trying to stay awake during a lengthy sermon
I tried counting my blessings to stay awake during the sermon, but after the third blessing, I was fast asleep dreaming about brunch.

The Technology-Challenged Pastor

Navigating the challenges of using modern technology in a traditional church setting
The pastor's idea of a livestream involves asking the youth group to hold a mirror up to the pulpit. Bless their hearts; they're doing their best.

The Overly Enthusiastic Choir Member

Balancing church enthusiasm with the reality of off-key singing
I thought singing in the choir would be a holy experience, but now I realize it's more like a musical exorcism for the audience.

The Confused Tourist at a Mega-Church

Navigating the overwhelming experience of a mega-church for the first time
The pastor at the mega-church said, "God is everywhere." I believe it because I spent an hour trying to find my seat in the sanctuary.

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