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You ever notice how Christmas songs are like the clingy exes of the music world? You can try to avoid them all you want, but come December, they show up uninvited, playing on every radio station and in every store. It's like, "I thought we broke up last year, Mariah Carey. Can't I have a silent night, for once?
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Christmas songs are the only tunes that can make even the toughest guy break into a rendition of "Jingle Bells" when no one's watching. You could be this macho dude, but the moment "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" starts playing, you're transformed into a singing, carol-loving elf.
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Christmas songs are the only time it's socially acceptable to sing about wanting your two front teeth for Christmas. Imagine trying that in July – "All I want for summer is my two front teeth." People would think you're auditioning for a weird toothpaste commercial.
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Christmas songs are like the glitter of the music world. Once you hear one, it's impossible to get it out of your head. You could try to shake it off, but just like glitter, you'll find traces of "Jingle Bell Rock" lingering around until Easter.
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You ever notice how Christmas songs are basically the background music to our holiday stress? You're out there frantically wrapping presents, and Bing Crosby is crooning about a "White Christmas." Buddy, I'm just trying to survive a stress-free December; I don't need your snow drama right now.
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Christmas songs have this way of making you believe you can hit Mariah Carey's high notes. You're in the car, "All I Want for Christmas Is You" comes on, and suddenly you're the newest contestant on the imaginary holiday edition of American Idol. Spoiler alert: You're not making it to Hollywood.
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Have you ever noticed that Christmas songs are like the holiday's own version of earworms? Once you hear "Feliz Navidad" once, it's like the chorus takes up residence in your brain, and suddenly, you're walking around in July humming about wanting to wish people a merry Christmas. It's like a festive form of musical possession.
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You ever notice how Christmas songs have this magical power to make us all nostalgic for things that never even happened to us? I'm singing along to "White Christmas" like I've spent my whole life in a snowy cabin, sipping hot cocoa by the fire, when in reality, I'm from a place where it's more like sandy beaches than winter wonderlands.
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Christmas songs are the only genre of music where it's perfectly acceptable for animals to start singing. I mean, I've never seen my cat bust out a solo during a pop song, but start playing "Jingle Bells," and suddenly Mr. Whiskers is a vocal prodigy.
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Have you ever noticed that Christmas songs are the only thing that can turn a room full of adults into a bunch of synchronized head-nodders? The moment "Last Christmas" starts playing, it's like we're all part of a secret club, collectively bobbing our heads to the rhythm of holiday heartbreak.
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