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Chris Pratt's secret talent? He can do the 'Guardians Shuffle' – it's out of this world!
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Chris Pratt tried to become a magician, but every time he made something disappear, it just went to 'Jurassic World.
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Why did Chris Pratt bring a ladder to the audition? He wanted to reach for the Star-Lord!
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Why did Chris Pratt bring a pen to the movie set? To 'Guard' his 'Galaxy' of autographs!
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Why did Chris Pratt bring a map to the interview? He didn't want to get 'Lost in Pawnee.
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Chris Pratt's autobiography title? 'From Parks to the Stars: The Pratt-ical Journey.
Chris Pratt's Guide to Making Dinosaurs: Just Ask Them to Hold Their Calls!
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You know, Chris Pratt, the dino-whisperer himself. I heard he's got a new strategy for dealing with dinosaurs in those movies. Instead of roaring and rampaging, he's like, Hey, listen, fellas, I know you've got some anger issues, but could you hold your calls for a bit? We're trying to shoot a scene here! I mean, that's the power of charm right there.
Chris Pratt's Love Life: He Found True Love and a Bunch of Lost Velociraptors!
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Man, Chris Pratt's got it all figured out. He managed to find true love in space AND a bunch of lost velociraptors in a park. I can barely keep track of my keys!
Chris Pratt's Superhero Training: Perfecting the Art of Dodging Spoilers!
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Chris Pratt's become this superhero dude, right? But forget fighting villains; his real superpower is dodging spoilers. Seriously, the guy's like, Thanos? Yeah, didn't see that coming, but I also didn't see your tweet, so it's all good!
Chris Pratt's Morning Routine: Coffee, Weights, and Outrunning Velociraptors!
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Ever wonder what Chris Pratt's morning routine looks like? It's not just coffee and weights; it's also that daily cardio routine of outrunning velociraptors. Keeps the adrenaline pumping, you know?
Chris Pratt's Acting Method: Harnessing the Power of Quirky Facial Expressions!
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You've seen Chris Pratt act, right? His secret weapon is those quirky facial expressions. It's like, forget the script; just let those eyebrows do the talking!
Chris Pratt's Fitness Routine: Mix of Parkour and Running from Indominus Rex!
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Chris Pratt's fitness routine is insane. It's not just lifting weights; it's a mix of parkour and a daily sprint from an Indominus Rex. No wonder he's in shape!
Chris Pratt's DIY Guide: How to Build a Spaceship with Duct Tape!
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Chris Pratt's got skills, folks. I mean, forget SpaceX; he's out there building spaceships with duct tape and a little bit of charm. Elon Musk, take notes!
Chris Pratt's Audition Tips: The Secret? Channel Your Inner Raccoon!
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You want to ace an audition like Chris Pratt? Easy! Just channel your inner raccoon. It's all about that mischievous charm and knowing how to handle your trash.
Chris Pratt's Cooking Show: Making Dino-Nuggets Great Again!
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Chris Pratt should have a cooking show. I can see it now: Welcome to Pratt's Kitchen, where we make dino-nuggets great again! And yes, they're free-range!
Chris Pratt's Space Travels: Aliens Beware, He's Armed with Dad Jokes!
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Did you know Chris Pratt's been to space in movies more times than NASA? I think aliens might just surrender when they see him coming. They're like, Alright, we give up! Just stop with the puns already!
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