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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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Chris Pratt's Jurassic World Experience

Chris Pratt's hilarious encounters with CGI dinosaurs.
I heard Chris Pratt kept one of the dinosaur props as a souvenir. Now, whenever he has guests over, he casually mentions, "Oh, that? Yeah, it's just my pet Velociraptor. His name's Fluffy.

Chris Pratt's Workout Routine

Chris Pratt's struggle with fitness and dieting.
Chris Pratt's diet plan is like a roller coaster. One day he's eating kale and quinoa, the next day he's in the drive-thru yelling, "I'll have the entire menu, please!

Chris Pratt's Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

The absurdity of getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
I'm thinking of getting a star on the Walk of Fame too. Not for acting or anything, just for managing to parallel park in LA without hitting anything.

Chris Pratt's Marvel Moments

Chris Pratt navigating the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Chris Pratt's superhero power in real life? Convincing people that dancing in the face of danger is a legitimate survival tactic.

Chris Pratt's Social Media Presence

Chris Pratt's amusing posts and interactions on social media.
Chris Pratt said he quit social media for a while to reconnect with nature. I tried that too, but the squirrels in my backyard aren't as entertaining as his posts.

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