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Chocolates and Wi-Fi have a lot in common. Both promise a moment of happiness, but there's always that one piece that disappoints you – looking at you, dark chocolate with fruit filling.
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Chocolates are the only things that understand my relationship status. Single? Grab a chocolate. In a relationship? Share a chocolate. It's the perfect companion, no matter your status.
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Chocolates are the silent therapists of the candy world. They listen to your problems, never judge, and are always there when you need a pick-me-up. Move over, therapy couch, I've got a chocolate bar.
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Chocolates are like the unsung heroes of breakups. They won't fix your heart, but they'll sweeten the deal.
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Buying a box of assorted chocolates is like playing chocolate roulette. Is it gonna be the creamy caramel or the mysterious coconut? The excitement is real.
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You ever try to hide chocolates from yourself? Like, "I'll just put these in the back of the cupboard, and maybe future me won't find them." Spoiler alert: future me is an excellent chocolate detective.
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I recently discovered that there's a direct correlation between the size of my chocolate stash and the amount of stress in my life. Let's just say, I've been stress-eating a family-sized bar lately.
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You ever notice how life is a lot like a box of chocolates? Full of surprises, and if you're not careful, it'll give you cavities.
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Life is like a chocolate assortment. You never know what you're gonna get, but you can bet there's gonna be a nut somewhere in there.
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