5 Jokes For Chocolates

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 02 2025

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Chocoholic's Dilemma

When you're addicted to chocolates but also trying to stay fit.
Chocoholics have a special workout move: the cocoa crunch. It's when you do sit-ups while reaching for the chocolate on the floor.

Chocolate and Technology

When your love for chocolates clashes with the fear of ruining your gadgets.
My phone asked for a passcode. I accidentally typed "CH0C0L4T3." It didn't unlock, but it did order me a pizza with extra chocolate toppings.

Chocolate Support Group

When you join a support group to overcome your chocolate addiction but end up swapping chocolate recipes instead.
The only thing we've successfully given up in our support group is the idea of giving up chocolate. We're now the "Chocoholics Unanimous" club.

Chocolate Conspiracy

When you suspect your coworkers are stealing your secret stash of chocolates at the office.
I started labeling my chocolates with "Broccoli" to keep my coworkers away. Now, I just have a bunch of disappointed thieves in the office.

Valentine's Day Gifting

When you give chocolates as a gift but forget your partner is on a diet.
I learned the hard way that "sweetheart" and "sugar-free" are not interchangeable terms.

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