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Why did the child bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw his dreams!
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I asked my daughter if she knew any jokes about construction. She said, 'I'm still building my repertoire.
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I asked my son if he could do me a favor. He replied, 'Sure, what is it? Can you be more specific, like 'Get me a snack'?
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I asked my son if he could do a math problem in his head. He said, 'Why would I use my head when I have a calculator?
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the child bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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I told my daughter she should write a novel. She said, 'I can't, I'm only 7 chapters old!
Tiny Tyrants
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Kids are basically tiny tyrants, but instead of ruling countries, they're ruling over your schedule, your sanity, and the remote control. Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a democracy where my vote counts for absolutely nothing.
The Whisperers
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You know what's scary? When kids suddenly go quiet. That silence is more terrifying than any horror movie because it usually means they've found the paint or the scissors, and it's DIY day at home!
Spelling Matters
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Have you ever been schooled by a six-year-old about how to spell something correctly? Suddenly, they're the dictionary incarnate, and if you dare misspell 'dinosaur,' you'll get a lecture that rivals any TED Talk.
Cereal Drama
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Kids turn cereal into a battlefield. One day, it's the wrong color bowl, the next day, it's too much milk or not enough marshmallows. It's breakfast, not a reality show!
The Negotiation Masters
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The negotiation skills of a child are something else. They could sell ice to an Eskimo and convince you that bedtime is a suggestion, not a rule. Honestly, they could solve world conflicts with their negotiation tactics!
Toy Wars
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Ever step on a Lego piece? It's like finding a landmine in your living room! And don't even get me started on the battles over sharing toys. It's the Toy Story movie, minus the happy ending and catchy songs.
The Logic Masters
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Kids have this unique way of making you question your sanity. They'll convince you that wearing a cape to the supermarket is completely logical. Suddenly, you're not sure if you're the adult or just a sidekick in their superhero saga.
The Bedtime Olympics
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Bedtime with kids is an Olympic event. There's the 100-meter dash to brush teeth, the wrestling match to get pajamas on, and finally, the marathon of bedtime stories. I'm telling you, it's a sport parents train for without even realizing it!
Children's Logic
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You know, children have this incredible logic. They can cry because they don't want to sleep, then cry again because they're tired. It's like they've cracked the code to reverse psychology before even learning the alphabet!
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