7 Chikdren Jokes

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Updated on: May 27 2025

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My kid told me he wanted to be a comedian. I said, 'Well, you've got the 'dad jokes' part down already!
My son asked me if I could put his bedtime stories on Audible. I said, 'Sure, but you might fall asleep during the recording!
I asked my daughter if she wanted a cat for her birthday. She said, 'No, I want a different kind of purr-suasion.
My daughter told me she wanted to be an astronaut. I said, 'Sure, the sky's the limit!' She corrected me, 'Actually, Mom, space is the limit.
Why did the kid bring a backpack to the beach? Because he wanted to have a whale of a time!
Why did the kid put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
I told my son he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.

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