8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About chickens and eggs

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What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in mud, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!

What's a chicken's favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Clucking!

Why did the egg go on a diet? It wanted to be a little shell-fish!

What's a chicken's favorite TV show? Game of Nests!

Why did the chicken start a gardening club? It wanted to grow its own coop!

Why did the egg go to therapy? It had too many unresolved egg-sues!

What do you call a chicken who loves to gossip? A peck-titioner!

How does a chicken keep its feathers in check? With egg-stra grooming!

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