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I asked the chicken to dance, but it said it would rather wing it on the dance floor!
Chicken Crossings
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You know those signs that say, 'Caution: Chicken Crossing'? I always wonder if the chicken looks both ways before crossing. Is there a little chicken crossing guard making sure everyone gets to the other side safely?
Omelette Negotiations
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I tried negotiating with an egg to become an omelette, but it insisted on sunny-side-up terms. Talk about a hard-boiled negotiation – no compromise, just a firm shell stance!
The Egg's Revenge
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I tried asking an egg about its role in the whole debate, and it just rolled away. I guess it's practicing its escape moves, planning its revenge against all those breakfast enthusiasts!
Cluck and Order
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I asked a chicken about its legal troubles, and it said, I don't have any. I'm just here for the 'cluck' and order in the coop. Well, I guess we can say it's a law-abiding citizen with feathered friends!
Eggstreme Sports
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I pitched a new sport: egg rolling. You just roll an egg down a hill and see which chicken catches it first. It's like the Olympics for poultry, and the winner gets an honorary title of 'Eggstreme Athlete'!
The Chicken Dilemma
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You ever think about the great chicken-egg debate? I mean, which came first? I feel like that's the original 'chicken or the egg' problem. It's like the universe telling us, I've got jokes, but you gotta figure this one out first!
Chicken Pot Comedy
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You know why comedians make good farmers? Because we're used to dealing with hecklers, and chickens are like the original hecklers. They just stand there, staring at you like, Make me laugh, funny human!
The Egg Identity Crisis
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I think eggs have an identity crisis. Are they breakfast material, baking essentials, or just really confused about being caught up in the whole chicken drama? It's like they're trying to be the Leonardo DiCaprio of the food world, playing every role possible.
Egg Education
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You ever try teaching a chicken to count its eggs before they hatch? It's like giving them a math lesson, and they're just staring at you with that blank look, probably thinking, I'll stick to pecking and scratching, thank you.
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