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Why did the chemist close the laboratory door? Because he didn't want to let any mole-cules escape!
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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down!
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Did you hear about the famous chemist who was accused of a crime? He was charged with a salt!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff!
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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Toxic Relationships
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My ex and I had a relationship that was like a bad chemical reaction. We were volatile, unpredictable, and occasionally explosive. It's no wonder we finally reached our boiling point and decided to evaporate from each other's lives.
Chemical Warfare
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I bought some powerful cleaning supplies to battle the grime in my bathroom. I'm not sure if I cleaned the bathroom or accidentally initiated chemical warfare. Either way, my sinuses are now weapons of mass destruction.
Chemistry of Laundry
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Doing laundry is like a scientific experiment for me. I carefully measure the detergent, calculate the water temperature, and then hope for the best. Spoiler alert: my whites are not always as white as my intentions.
Chemistry in the Kitchen
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I tried to cook a fancy dinner for my date, but I think I misread the recipe. It said to add a pinch of salt, not a pint. Now my kitchen floor looks like the aftermath of a failed chemistry experiment. At least the dog is enjoying the salty surprise.
Science Experiments Gone Wrong
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I decided to save money by doing my own pest control at home. Now, I have a cockroach that knows how to solve a Rubik's Cube and a mouse with a suspiciously high IQ. I think my DIY experiments might have gone a bit too far.
My Inner Chemist
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I tried to impress my date with my knowledge of chemistry. I said, Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. She replied, Actually, I'm more like 'Oh-No'. Turns out, my inner chemist needs some serious relationship therapy.
Chemical Reactions at the Gym
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I recently started working out, and I can tell you, the only chemical reaction happening at the gym is the one between my sweat and the guy on the treadmill next to me. Eau de Perspiration, anyone?
Chemical Romance
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot date involves mixing chemicals to unclog the drain. Forget dinner and a movie; I'm all about that chemical romance.
Chemical Imbalance
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I'm pretty sure I have a chemical imbalance. My body thinks it needs chocolate and caffeine to function properly. I'm basically powered by the two Cs: cocoa and coffee. Call it the recipe for a caffeinated cocoa catastrophe.
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