5 Jokes For Chemical

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 24 2025

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The Paranoid Lab Rat

Living in constant fear of being part of a groundbreaking experiment
I overheard the scientists saying they need a control group for a new experiment. I immediately volunteered to be in the "sit in the corner and don't touch anything" group.

The Overzealous Lab Assistant

Dealing with the boss who's more interested in explosions than successful experiments
My boss is convinced that every experiment should have a surprise element. Well, I was surprised when he handed me a fire extinguisher and said, "You might need this for the next one.

The Mad Scientist

Trying to find the perfect formula for love
Dating tip for mad scientists: If your partner says, "We need to talk," make sure you're wearing your safety goggles. It could get emotional!

The Romantic Chemist

Balancing the chemistry of love with the periodic table
My girlfriend asked for a diamond ring. I gave her a carbon ring and said, "It's the same element, just a bit more stable. Plus, I saved a fortune!" She wasn't as excited about it as I thought she'd be.

The Eco-Friendly Chemist

Trying to create environmentally friendly chemicals in a lab full of toxins
I accidentally spilled an eco-friendly chemical on my lab bench, and suddenly all the other chemicals started giving me the silent treatment. I guess they're not fans of the green movement.

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