bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time – also the cheapest way to keep track of it.
0
0
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and the award was the cheapest straw I've ever seen.
0
0
Why did the bicycle go to the sale? It was two-tired of being the cheapest ride in town.
0
0
I bought the world's cheapest clock. It's so loud; you can hear the seconds ticking away – and regretting being the cheapest clock in the store.
0
0
I bought the cheapest fan I could find. Now it just sits in the corner and judges me – must be a bargain critic.
0
0
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and the embarrassment was the cheapest way to blend in.
0
0
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. It's the cheapest way to have a noodle identity crisis.
Bargain Barber Blues
0
0
I tried out the cheapest barber in town, and when I asked for a trim, he handed me a pair of scissors and said, You're on your own, buddy. I now understand why he had a sign that said, Bad haircuts are just a cheap life lesson.
Discount Dating Advice
0
0
My friend told me he found the cheapest relationship counselor in town. Turns out, it's just a guy in a trench coat who whispers relationship advice from an alley for a dollar. I tried it, and now my love life is so budget-friendly, it's practically on clearance.
The Cheapest Date
0
0
You know you're on a budget when your idea of a fancy date is splitting a value meal at the drive-thru. I took my date out for the cheapest dinner possible - we ordered water and shared a single french fry. You should have seen the look on the waiter's face when we handed him a coupon for a free high-five.
Dollar Store Romance
0
0
I wanted to show my significant other a romantic evening, so I took them to the dollar store. Nothing says I love you like a candlelit dinner in the stationary aisle surrounded by discounted office supplies. Who knew love could be so affordable?
Discount Dentistry
0
0
I recently went to the cheapest dentist in town. I swear, instead of a numbing agent, he just handed me a stress ball and said, Squeeze this, and you won't feel a thing. I've never been so relieved to have a dental procedure done with a side of emotional support.
Penny-Pinching Procrastination
0
0
I'm so frugal that I've turned procrastination into an art form. Instead of paying for therapy, I just postpone my problems until they become irrelevant. It's the ultimate life hack, and it's absolutely free – just like my emotional baggage.
Budget Fitness Goals
0
0
I signed up for the cheapest gym membership I could find. It's so cheap; they don't even have real weights. They just handed me two empty Pringles cans and said, Start crunching. I've never felt more financially fit.
Discount Dieting
0
0
I decided to try the cheapest diet plan available. It's called the window shopping diet. You go to the fanciest restaurants, look at the menu, and then head to the dollar store for a snack. It's the only diet where you can window-shop for calories.
Economical Exercise Equipment
0
0
I bought the cheapest home gym equipment I could find online. It said it was a full-body workout, but I didn't realize that meant trying to assemble the darn thing. Who needs weights when you can build muscle from the frustration of missing screws and confusing instructions?
Thrifty Traveler Troubles
0
0
I booked the cheapest flight for my vacation, and it turns out the pilot had a side hustle as a stand-up comedian. Mid-flight, he gets on the intercom and goes, Folks, if you look out the window, you'll see our budget-friendly alternative to turbulence. It's called 'sky salsa' - hold on tight!
Post a Comment