5 Jokes For Cheapest

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 19 2025

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Budget Gym Memberships

Getting fit without losing all your money.
The gym's motto is "Sweat more, spend less." I didn't know that meant they turn off the air conditioning after the first five minutes of your workout. It's like training for a marathon in a sauna.

Discount Airlines

Navigating the skies on a budget.
I asked the flight attendant if the plane had WiFi, and she said, "No, but we have a guy in the back with a really long ethernet cable. He'll walk it up and down the aisle for you.

Dollar Store Dating

Trying to impress on a budget.
My idea of a romantic evening on a budget is taking my date to a discount candle shop. Nothing says love like setting the mood with a "three-for-one" scented candle deal.

Budget Holiday Celebrations

Celebrating without breaking the bank.
For New Year's, I threw a party on a budget. Instead of a countdown, we had a count-up because buying a clock was too expensive. We counted up to midnight, and then I told everyone, "Happy next year!

Thrifty Tech Support

Solving technical issues without breaking the bank.
I asked the tech support guy if he could speed up my computer. He said, "Sure, just delete all your files." I was like, "Isn't that just a really expensive way to restart?

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