7 Chaplains Jokes

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Updated on: May 27 2025

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The chaplain joined a basketball team. His favorite move? The 'holy dribble'!
I told the chaplain I needed more blessings in my life. Now I have a holy phone - it's always on vibrate!
I asked the chaplain for some diet advice. He said, 'Just remember, man shall not live by bread alone – add a little holy guacamole!
I asked the chaplain if he could help me find inner peace. He said, 'Sure, have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh, and prayer helps too!
The chaplain decided to open a bakery. His bestseller? 'Cross-ants' – a heavenly twist on croissants!
I asked the chaplain if he could recommend a good book. He said, 'The Bible – it's a real page-turner!
I asked the chaplain if he could perform a miracle. He said, 'Sure, I can turn coffee into sermons!

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