5 Chaplains Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 27 2025

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The Spacey Chaplain

Balancing spiritual guidance and absent-mindedness
I accidentally left my sermon notes in the restroom. Now I know my message was truly absorbed by someone in a different kind of sanctuary.

The Fitness-Focused Chaplain

Finding salvation in the gym
I asked for prayer requests, and someone said, 'Can we pray for better gym equipment?' I didn't realize my church had turned into a holy fitness center critique session.

The Confused Chaplain

Navigating religious ceremonies with a twist
At a funeral, I accidentally said, 'May he rise in yeast.' The family looked at me like I was delivering the doughlogy of the century.

The Tech-Savvy Chaplain

Balancing spirituality and the latest gadgets
During a service, my smartwatch decided it was a good time for a software update. Nothing says 'holy interruption' like your wrist buzzing with the latest firmware improvements.

The Foodie Chaplain

Combining culinary passions with spirituality
I accidentally called the communion bread 'holy carbs.' Now my church thinks we're on a glutenous journey to salvation.

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