7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For chainsaws

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I entered a chainsaw in a beauty contest. It didn't win, but it sure knew how to make a good impression!

I asked my chainsaw to play a song. It just kept humming!

Why did the chainsaw go to therapy? It had too many issues with its attachments.

I asked my chainsaw for relationship advice. It said, 'Cut out the negativity!'

What's a chainsaw's favorite movie genre? Sawdust and suspense!

Why did the chainsaw break up with the jigsaw? It wanted a saw-mate with more edge!

I told my chainsaw a joke. It didn't laugh, but it did give me a good buzz!

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