16 Jokes For Celtics

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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Why was the Celtics player a good gardener? He knew how to handle the 'celtic' weeds!
How did the Celtics player fix his computer? He gave it a few 'celtic' taps!
How do Celtics fans communicate during games? They use Celt-phones to talk strategy!
Why was the Celtics player a great comedian? Because he had a knack for dribbling out jokes!
Why did the Celtic fan bring string to the game? In case they needed to tie the score!
What do you call a Celtic warrior in a fancy suit? A kilted gentleman!

Celtics Confusion

I tried explaining the rules of basketball to my grandma, and she was more confused than the Celtics in the fourth quarter. She thought a slam dunk was something you get at a donut shop.

Celtics and the Mystical Ball

The Celtics play with a basketball that seems to have a mind of its own. It bounces around like it's possessed by a mischievous ghost. I bet even the ball thinks, I'm not going into that hoop voluntarily!

Celtics and the Fashion Police

Have you seen the Celtics' green uniforms? I mean, I love the team, but those uniforms look like they were designed by leprechauns on a budget. It's like they raided a forest and thought, This shade of green says 'champion.'

Celtics and the Benchwarmers

You know the Celtics' bench is deep when you can't tell if you're watching a basketball game or a talent show. I half-expect them to break into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

Celtics and the Clutch Gene

The Celtics are known for their clutch performances, but sometimes I think they confuse clutch with let's make this interesting. It's like they have a secret pact to give their fans a mini heart attack before securing the win.

Celtics Fan Dedication

Being a Celtics fan is a true test of dedication. I mean, you have to be committed to staying up late to watch those West Coast games. It's like the NBA version of a long-distance relationship - lots of late nights and occasional heartbreak.

Celtics and the Trade Drama

The Celtics are like the stars of a soap opera. There's always some trade drama going on, and I can't keep up. I'm waiting for the day when they announce a blockbuster trade, and the players show up in Celtics-themed superhero costumes.

Celtics Catastrophes

You know, I was watching a Celtics game the other day, and I realized being a Celtics fan is a lot like my love life - full of excitement and hope in the beginning, but ultimately ends in heartbreak. At least the Celtics have more championships, though.

Celtics and the Time Warp

Watching a Celtics game is like stepping into a time machine. One minute, you're watching them play, and the next, you're wondering if Larry Bird is going to make a surprise comeback. Time flies when you're desperately waiting for a championship.

Celtics and the Lost GPS

The Celtics are like that friend who insists on being the navigator during a road trip but keeps getting you lost. Turn left at the three-point line, they say. I'm just trying to find the basket, man!

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