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Celtics fans have their own language. We don't say "pass the ball," we say, "execute a precise distribution of the spherical object," because, hey, we like to keep it classy.
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Being a Celtics fan is like a roller coaster ride. There are thrilling highs and nerve-wracking lows, but you always hold on because, well, you've got that green pride.
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Being a Celtics fan means experiencing a roller coaster of emotions in just one game. One minute, you're on cloud nine, and the next, you're contemplating if it's too late to switch to knitting as a less stressful hobby.
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The bond among Celtics fans is unbreakable. It's like being part of a secret society where knowing the stats feels like insider trading information.
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Watching the Celtics play is like witnessing a drama series. There's suspense, plot twists, and a whole lot of yelling at the screen. It's a sports soap opera, and we're hooked!
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Have you ever noticed how a Celtics game feels like a family reunion? You've got the uncle who's overly passionate, the cousin who predicts every play, and the grandma yelling at the ref as if they can hear her through the TV.
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Ever notice how Celtics fans have their own version of the five stages of grief during a tough game? It goes from denial ("No way that shot missed!") to acceptance ("Well, there's always next season") in record time.
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You know you're a die-hard Celtics fan when you can recite the entire starting lineup faster than your own phone number. "Yeah, it's 617-... wait, Tatum, Brown, Smart... uh, timeout!
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Celtics games are the ultimate test of your vocal cords. If you can't switch from intense cheering to heated trash-talking within seconds, are you even a fan?
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