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Overworked Celebrity Assistant
Trying to keep up with the absurd requests of their demanding celebrity boss.
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I asked [Celebrity Name] if they wanted a coffee, and they said, 'Sure, make it a venti, but only with tears from a mermaid.' Well, I hope Starbucks has a mythical creatures section now.
Social Media Manager for a Diva
Navigating the delicate balance of managing a celebrity's social media while avoiding a digital disaster.
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I told [Celebrity Name] about the importance of hashtags, and now they think it's a secret code. They ended their last post with #UnlockTheMatrix. I'm just here trying to unlock the secret of surviving in the digital world with a diva.
Personal Trainer for A-Listers
Dealing with the outrageous fitness demands of high-maintenance celebrity clients.
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I asked [Celebrity Name] to do a simple plank, and they replied, 'Is that a new designer workout move?' Yes, [Celebrity Name], Chanel just released the 'Plank Couture' collection.
Paparazzi Photographer's Woes
The struggles of capturing the perfect shot without becoming the headline themselves.
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I once tripped over a potted plant while chasing [Celebrity Name] for a shot. The headline the next day? 'Paparazzo Takes a Plant to the Face in Pursuit of Star.'
Celebrity Chef's Pet
Navigating life as the beloved but underappreciated pet of a famous chef.
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I overheard [Celebrity Name] telling someone that I have a refined palate. I just pretend to enjoy the organic, gluten-free, artisanal dog treats. In reality, I'm just wondering where my plain old bones went.
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