8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For caught off guard

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I was caught off guard when I realized my plants were all growing, but I wasn’t. Maybe I need some plant food!

I got caught off guard when I realized my dog’s bed is a lot more comfortable than mine. I think he's been holding out on me!

I got caught off guard when I realized my refrigerator is actually a scale – it tells me how much I've gained every time I open it!

I tried to surprise my friend by jumping out of a giant cake. Turns out, baking myself in was a piece of cake, getting out—not so much!

I tried to surprise my refrigerator by jumping out when it opened, but it was cooler than me.

I was caught off guard when my calculator asked me for my problems. I thought it was supposed to solve them!

I surprised my computer by unplugging it. Now it doesn’t know what's power-tripping means!

I got caught off guard by a book. It just wasn't my genre – total plot twist!

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