5 Jokes For Caught Off Guard

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Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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I surprised my cat by bringing home a dog. Now they're both giving me the cold shoulder.
I was caught off guard when I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia, and she whispered, 'They're right behind you.
My dog barks at everyone in the neighborhood except me. Maybe I should stop sneaking in wearing the cat costume.
I was so surprised when my alarm went off this morning. I had no idea it knew where I lived!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird fresh scent.

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